Small Voices, week 1

So I have started writing down the boys’ funny quotes and decided to just publish them all in a batch every Monday. So here you have it, the first installment of Small Voices. Enjoy! (and check out the other Make Me Laugh Monday funnies over at absolutely bananas! πŸ™‚

Sam: Mommy, my just tooted.
Me: Oh, no.
Sam: (sniffing around with a look of sheer glee) Mommy, my made the house smell REALLY BAD.

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Me: Ryan, I’m afraid you’re in really big trouble.
Ryan: Why?
Me: Just because.
Ryan: But I’m being good.
Me: Sometimes you just have to get in trouble even when you’re being good.
Ryan: (in a voice full of extreme patient endurance) Mommy, that’s just not the way the world works.

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The boys are fascinated because I am *gasp* cleaning the house. I took the curtains down to wash and Ryan asked why.
Me: Because, Ryan, I’m cleaning.
Ryan: But why do you have to put the curtains in the laundry?
Me: (sighing) Because that’s what normal people do.
Ryan: Oh. Are we normal?

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Sam: My am just going to sit here and annoy the shunshine.

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Big Sexy: Do you know what time it is?
Ryan: Um . . .
Big Sexy: It’s time to go craaaaaaazy!
Ryan: No, Daddy, we don’t go crazy on Sunday.
Big Sexy: We don’t?
Ryan: No, Daddy, we go to church.

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14 thoughts on “Small Voices, week 1

  1. Hi! Thanks for the comment on my blog. I have been reading your blog and trying not to wake up my kids with my giggling! Your post of flatulence haikus was GREAT. I read them to my dh and he was laughing, too! I think we must be kindred spirits… or maybe our husbands are? What IS it with men and gas humor, anyways? Ay yi yi….

    Thanks for the grins,

    Bev.

  2. LOL @ are we normal and annoy the sunshine!!!!!!!!!!! that’s great! i’ll look forward to mondays. that’s a great idea, erin. πŸ™‚

  3. Pingback: The Princess of Cleaning. Or Not. « Notes from the Princess

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