I know I haven’t posted in like seventeen years, so here’s a quickie post to hold you over till I have time to come up to breathe.
I have a confession to make. You know those cutie little pictures of soft fuzzy baby animals all cozy and cute? The bunny and kitty snuggled up on a pillow? The puppy touching noses with the baby gerbil? The adorable little newborn snow leopard yawning?
I strongly dislike those pictures. I just think they’re dumb. I mean, why would you put baby bunnies in teacups and then take their picture? Why would you force your chihuahua to stand on four cheeseburgers? Why am I supposed to care about these things?
I’m sure this little secret of mine makes me a raging psychopath of some kind, but I hope you all will forgive me if I promise never to do anything violent to those sweet darling fluffy animals.
There are whole websites devoted to cute animals, websites with taglines like “your daily dose of pukey throw-up cuteness.” I don’t get it.
Please forgive me for my cold heart.