Yes, I know I just shouted at you. This is a shoutworthy moment.
Because I won.
And I didn’t even know until one of you congratulated me!
I. Am. So. Excited.
I don’t know why I’m so excited, like having sore joints and flaky skin is something to be so proud of, right?
But I am excited, so don’t rain on my parade.
If you want me to sign something, just send it my way and I’ll be glad to scribble my illegible signature all over it with a Sharpie marker.
If, you know, my knuckles aren’t too swollen for me to write that day.
Have a wonderful Sunday, everyone.
With love and kisses and gaspy sobs of joy and happiness,
Ms. Chronic Disease of America