I just thought I should let y’all know.
I’m blaming the arthritis drugs, plus possibly some, ahem, hormonal issues.
Everything is cracking me up or making me really really mad by turns.
For example, Art has been working on translating Egyptian hieroglyphs for class. And he came across the name Nipkahtau, or some such nonsense. Which is pronounced, kind of, like “niptuckcow.” And NipTuckCow, the Plastic Surgery Bovine, has kept me in stitches for a good half hour now.
Although I did take a break from my giggles to get really really mad at some person I have never met before. Some random person with an ego and an opinion.
But then it was back to the giggles.
So I feel that perhaps tonight is not the best night for me to attempt a post. It’s likely to either be really ridiculous or stupendously snarky. Also, I’m feeling a strange urge to alliterate everything. So much so that I just went on thesaurus.com to try to find a good A-word for everything. The pickin’s were slim, though. So I’m just leaving everything.
As you can see, it’s time for me to take my sleepy pills and go to bed.
But not before I tell you that I have started a poetry blog. I have been waxing poetic a lot lately, and thought perhaps all that stuff should be in one place, for those of you who aren’t big fans of poetry.
Although if you’re not, you should be. At least of mine. Because I write the best haiku on the planet.
You don’t believe me?
Just look at this specimen!
Quality stuff here!
Seriously. Go to the poetry blog. Subscribe down at the bottom. There’s nothing to see here anyway.
Except one more haiku.
Oh Prednisone, you
have made me into a freak.
curse you, evil drug!