Sometimes, it doesn’t matter what you do; he’s just not that into you.
You can be cute as a button.
He can be cute as a button too.
You can have romantic firelight; but if he’s not feeling it, all the special two-person seating in the world isn’t going to fix the problem.
When showing off your best moves fails to impress, it might be time to give up.
You gotta learn to read his signals, or you’re likely to go too far, and then it will all end in tears.
But don’t worry. At least you still have Daddy.
He knows how to make everything all better. And he won’t try to steal your sippy cup.
(At least not very often.)