Mommy, look here, see, I know which part of the Titanic was longest after it sank. It’s the bow section, see Mommy, because it broke here behind this funnel . . .
mmm-hmmm . . .
Mom, do you think when we’re homeschooling that we’ll get to go on field trips every day? . . .
No, honey, not every day, we have to actually do school work sometimes . . .
SHOES! SHOES!! . . .
oh, I see the shoes sweetie. No, I don’t really want to hold them. Are you stinky? Let’s change your diaper . . .
Mom, Squeezy tore my paper . . .
I’m sorry sweetheart, I’ll get you some tape after I change her diaper. Squeezy, come here . . .
Mommy, I know how to say “Save Our Ship” in Morse code; it’s dash dash dash dot dot . . .
No it’s not! It’s dot dot dot dash dash dash. . .
that’s what I said! . . .
no it’s not! . . .
yes it is! . . .
Hush, stop fighting. It doesn’t matter. Squeezy, I think you blew out again . . .
Mommy, look at this, it has the numbers in Morse code too– Mommy look! MOMMY! . . .
Stinky! I am trying to change your sister! You have to wait! Hold STILL, Squeezy . . .
ohhhhh, soft! . . .
Yes, Mommy’s hair is soft, don’t pull . . .
Mom, the phone is ringing, it says it’s Dad, should I pick up? . . .
Sure, Bubs. Squeezy, HOLD STILL! . . .
Mommy, look at this . . .
Mommy, Daddy wants to talk to you . . .
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY! . . .