Squeezy Holds Forth: Family Relationships, Pronouns, Dinner, and Telling Time

Squeezy: Mommy.

Me: What?

Squeezy: Grandpa is his daddy.

Me: Grandpa is my daddy. Mommy’s daddy.

Squeezy: Mommy is his grandpa.

Me: What??

Squeezy: Grandpa is his mommy.

Me: Grandpa is my daddy.

Squeezy: Yep! And he is shes grandpa.

Me: I’m confused.

Squeezy: Mom.

Me: What?

Squeezy: Are we having spadaddy for supper?

Me: Yup! Does that sound yummy?

Squeezy: Yes. And neatballs. And parmedge and cheese.

Me: Yes. Spaghetti and meatballs and Parmesan cheese.

Squeezy: Mommy. What time is it?

Me: It’s 4:20.

Squeezy: No it’s NOT!

Me: Oh. What time is it?

Squeezy: It’s plus forty-nine.

Me: Oh.

Squeezy: Mommy, can I read you a story?

Me: Sure

Squeezy: You have to be very, very quiet.

Me: Okay.

Squeezy: Mommy, Grandpa is your daddy.

Me: Yes. you’re right.

Squeezy: And Daddy is my grandpa.

Me: No. Daddy is your daddy.

Squeezy: And my daddy is your grandpa.

Me: Hey Squeezy?

Squeezy: what?

Me: You give me a headache.

Squeezy: Yep. Me do.

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